Kettle Kalamity!

Oh no … I mean, oh no, not this …

Folks, I just got off the WhatsApp Wireless to Caro, and do you know what she said?

Our flats in Spain will have no kettle …

Yeah, you heard it right. No kettle!

I mean, what am I going to do? … I'd been planning to live on nothing but cups of tea and Pot Noodle for the whole four weeks. But what am I gonna do now, man? How'm I gonna survive!

I just don't know what to say. Quite frankly, I'm flabbergasted! My gast has never been so flabbered!

Just so long as you can get McVities plain digestives in Spain. Then I might be alright …

 

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